Izzy the Unicorn

14 year old band obsessed mermaid

thatfunnyblog:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

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ofmiceanddariana:

FACT.

If you don’t like Alex you’re lying to yourself. 

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  • every single time i write sins not tragedies starts playing: haha, ohhhh this song. man oh i shouldnt sing it this time i havent heard it in so long. naahh not gonna do it. i dont even remember how it- OH, WELL IMAGINE, AS IM PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses #3

more?

Set #2

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urgentcum:

bless me

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

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it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

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writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

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fuckingg-insanity:

zaaac:

so-sick-of—my-tears-and-screams:

oliver you precious human sent form snowwy white heaven you



i literally cannot i cannot

popularboyfriend:

when someone asks for a piece of your snack

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averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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